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15.06.2025 00:35

Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
No way
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Can a bride cheat on her groom at a wedding?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you find Anushka Sen attractive?
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
share office space ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.